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   Coffee Humour 

 

A good coffee is like a good partner: hot, rich, has a good body and keeps you awake all night.

"Thank You For The Coffee"
(sung to ABBA's music)


I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore
If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before
But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
'Cause everyone listens when I start to sing
I'm so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud

So I say
Thank you for the coffee, the brew I'm drinking
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a mug or a glass what are we?
So I say thank you for the coffee
For giving it to me
 

 

The man in the coffee beans: Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes....
 
And, yes, the man is really there!!!

Coffee quotes:

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee - Abraham Lincoln

 

 

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